Miyuki-san wanted to draw Marie and Private kissin' but she was so lazy,that she drew Kowalski instead of Marie. Then after she drew,she it to Private(Her Dad). Private looked so surprised,that he decided to...do whats in the pic!
Roleplay Version: ~In Miyuki's Room~ Miyuki:hmmmm.. what should I draw for daddy... I know! I draw Daddy kissing Mommy!(On the lips,whatever)
~After drawing Private~ Miyuki: I'm sooo lazy... ~Miyuki got so lazy,she drew Kowalski kissing Private(OMG) instead of Marie!~
~After Drawing the Pic~ Miyuki:Yes! Its finished! Dun Dun Dunnnn!
~Near where Marie and Private~ Marie and Private:*kissing* Miyuki:*jumps into the room and screams excited* MOMMY!! DADDY!! Marie and Private: WAHHH!! *fall over the bed*
Marie:what is it honey?
Miyuki: sorry I screamed.But I drew a picture for daddy and I want to show him!
Private: Oh! Let me see the pic you drew for me Miyuki!
Miyuki:*gives Private the pic*
Private:
Miyuki: What's wrong with it?
Private:YOU DREW KOWALSKI AND ME KISSIN EACH OTHER!?!? OMG...That is just so gay...
Marie:
Miyuki: tee hee... Oops. I guess I was pretty lazy then I just Kowalski instead of Mommy.
Private:
THE END
(Don't think later Private is gonna beat up Miyuki because he isn't. He would never do that to his daugther)